Thursday 24 January 2013

Adult Sms In Hindi

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42) Preganent girl se doctor ne pucha. Ye kab hua? Girl: jab mom dad film dekhne gae the, mera boy friend ghar aya tha. Dr: tum sath kyu nahi gayi. girl film adults ki thi.

41) Maa: beti vo ladka thik nahi jise tu chahti hai. Beti: nahi maa wo Dr~banega, usane to meri wo bimari bhi thik kardi jo mujhe har mahine ho thi.

40) Mujhe police ne bahot mara aur ek hi baat puchi, tera wo dost kaha hai, jo 50rs me 3 bar gaand marne deta hai, maar khai par dosti ki kasam tera naam nahi liya.

39) What does a girl mean when she offers you a pepsi? P-please E-enter P-popat S-slowly I-inside. "Aha yeh dil maange more".

38) Fun- chand ko gurur hai k uske pass noor hai, to kya hua, mujhe bhi gurur hai ke mera sms padhne wala ek langoor hai.....

37) Sperms in penis talking to each other. "main doctor banuga.. main engineer". Man goes to bathroom 4 hand practise. Sperms: saale ne career khatam kar dala.

36) Girl tells her boy friend, i am preganent. Boy friend says- how can you say that its mine? Girl starts crying agar sab aisa kahenge to mera kya hoga.

35) Sardarji's wife shouted in the morning." sunte ho........Billi ne saara duudh pee lia". Sardarji shouted- kitni baar kaha hai ki bra pehen ke soya karo.

34) Kid breast dekh ke puchta hai. What is this? Mom- gubare. Kid- apne itne chote aur aaya k bade kyu? Mom: tumhe uske kab dekhe. Kid: kal, jab dad hawa bhar rahe the!

33) Sex karne k bad ladka- darling kuch dino bad tumhe shayad vo hoga jise dunia bacha kehti hai, ladki- tumhe shyad vo hoga jise dunia AIDS kehte hai.

32) A ladka asked his girl friend to play with his penis. It was her 1st time. After some time she asked- what is the drops coming out? He-kuch nahi ye khushi k asu he......!!!

31) Suhag raath wife: peeche nahi aage daalte hai. Sardar: tumhe kaise pata? Wife: mera ek dost tha, usne aage dala tha. Sardar chup raho mere dost ne mere peeche dala tha.

30) Ladki aur tea me hamesha 7 quality dekho. 1-garam ho. 2-gori ho. 3-tez ho. 4-meethi ho. 5-doodh jyada ho. 6-2 minute me taiyar ho jaye. 7-raat ko sone na de.

29) A lady who lost 3 panties in her house blamed the maid in front of her husband. The maid replied, "saab, aapko to maloom hai main kucchh nahin pehenti".

28) Teri maa ki, Teri behan ki, Teri chachi ki, Teri nani ki, Teri dadi ki, Teri pure.... Khandan ki tu jaan hai.

27) Ek raat biwi ne jana-gana-mana gaya. Pati ne puccha kyu? Biwi boli- 'yeh sunkar sara hindustan khada hota hai, shayad aapka bhi khada.. Ho.. Jaye.

26) Teri meri yaari jaan se pyari usme koi shak nahi. Per sab ne teri gaand mari, kya mera koi hakk nahi..

25) Narad se ek kanya ne lena chaha pratishod narad ne use patak kar diya chod, kanya boli abe maderchod, kyon chod diya bina nirodh.

24) Girl: im like a radio. My mouth is like speaker. My left breast is like tuner, right one is volume. Boy: can i try?(touches d boobs) no sound. Girl: abe maderchod pehle plug toh laga.
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