Saturday 26 January 2013

Jokes Sms Hindi

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Jokes Sms Hindi Biography
Kai Raaz Aise Høte Hain Jø Dikhaye Nahi Jaate,
.
Kai Kisse Aise Høte Hain Jø Sunaye Nahi Jaate,
.
Kai Dil Aise Høte Hain Jø Tøde Nahi Jaate,
.
Aur Kuch Aap Jaise Døst Aise Høte Hain Jø Chhøre Nahi Jaate.
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1 aadmi zor-zor se chilla raha tha:-
Swarg ka dhakkan 30 rupye me
Swarg ka dhakkan 30 rupye me
Logo ne pas jakar dekha.?

kamina PANTY bech raha tha.
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Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it's only a matter of
patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.
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Ulta Latka Dia Sale Ko
Iska Kasur Pata h Kya Tha?
Ye apko INTELLEGENT bol ra tha
Mazak Ki b Limit Hoti h
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Hum Tere Bin Kahi Reh Nahi Pate
.
Tum Nahi Aate To...
. Hum Koi Aur Patate.
Bhikhari-Babu ji roti melegi ?
Ander se avaj ai Bibi ghar per nahi hai .
Bhikhari-CHUMMA nahi manga sale roti mangi ha
 Malik: Tum bathroom me kyu ghus aaye, kya tumhe pata nahi tha ki mai naha raha hoon?
Naukar: Hazur galti ho gayi, mai samjha tha begum sahiba hai.

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Bhaiya Aa Gaye  

Bahu ke ghar aane pe saas ne kaha: Beti, aaj se mujhe Maa aur apne sasur ko Papa kehna.
Sham ko pati ke aane par biwi boli: Maa bhaiya aa gaye.

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Aya Sawan Jhoom Ke  

Ek riksha k piche likha tha ki 'Sawan ka intazar he'. Piche se ek truck aya aur riksha ko uda dia. Aur uske pichhe likha tha 'Aya sawan jhoom ke'.

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Ek Pagal Khat Likh Raha Tha  

Ek pagal khat likh raha tha,
Dr. ne poucha kis ko likh rahe ho ?
Pagal: khud ko.
Dr: kya likha hai ?
Pagal: mujhe kya pata !
Abhi mujhe mila thorri hai:-)

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Mere Saath Chalogi  

Boy- Mere sath chalogi
Girl- kaha?
Boy-jaha tum kaho.
Girl-ok ! police station chalte hain.
Boy-lo batao ab banda apni bahen se mazak bhi nhi kr skta..

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Kya Pyaas Lagi Hai  

Mareez Nurse se: paani pilao.
Nurse: kya pyaas lagi hai..?
Mareez ghussay se:
nahi, gala check karna hai
leak to nahi... :D

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Ye Hath Muje Dede Thakur  

Gabbar-ye hath muje dede thakur
Thakur-nai
In hatho se me dosto ko msgs krta hu
Yejo is waqt msg padh raha h is ke hath lele
Ye kabhi msg nai krta
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